I sent an email. We’ll see what happens.
Edit: I received the following response:
This has been a social experiment by Oxford University, thanks for participating. Your data has been logged.
Immediately after opening the email, I received the following text message:
Hello, how have you been?
0/10, would not recommend.
I’m guessing you tick 2/4 boxes
I am full time.
You are braver than I am.
LOOKING FOR INTERNET GF
MUST BE
-internet
-a girl (negotiable)
-ready to be chronologically and financially disappointed
-hungrySERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
Please email me at [email protected] Please email me i swear to god i am so lonely and sad i dont even care if you’re doing it as a joke i just needed human contact please someone just talk
How can one be chronologically disappointed? Did you mean “chronically”?
1 Bad at summing things up
7 Have a hard time counting numbers
4 Firstly, forgetting when what happened.
Let me sum it up for you:
Sorry, this comment hasn’t left me disappointed AT ALL.
Fuck, at least I tried
I don’t have enough time to answer you, let alone finish this re
ally long salami that was shoved ins
ide an oven wrapped in dough for 20 minutes at 2
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Dick bitch dong licker
I thought it might be a cute way to say they’d be a waste of time and money.
Uses Too Many Big Words
Contention
Travelled back in time and the past is shite.
The person may wish to be disappointed one disappointed at the time and would be disappointed to have disappointing flashbacks to previous disappointments. This person wishes to be disappointed by the disappointments in chronological order.
I don’t know if this makes any sense but at least I learnt to spell disappointed
Can she be Polish but live in Canada?
Honestly, this takes more effort and is more creative than making a profile on a dating app.
It is also pretty honest.
… I don’t think this is likely to actually work, due to the obvious red flags, but it is probably more likely to actually work than doing this same thing on an app.
A note about dating apps: most of them aren’t better than this. Their interest is keeping the user clicking, paying for services and coming back. If you find the right person for yourself, you will do none of that. So they:
- build awful card stack systems with no search function
- build superficial profile systems with no metadata about personality, habits or world views
…and of course, with such systems, people fail to find suitable partners. They come back and pay, but society suffers, because someone needs to make money.
I would vote for a politician who would promise that the ministry of health and social security will order a publicly funded dating site that’s built by scientists, with data privacy managed by the leading university in the country.
You want increased birthrate? This is step 1.
Of course I think that if Musk controlled a government dating site, it wouldn’t show white people any non-white matches. And wouldn’t support anything except two person, male/female relationships.
I feel like posting a picture of what you want is kinda vain, shouldn’t they just have a headshot on the flyer? It’s not like this can get any more embarrassing.
The flyer does no good if nobody looks at it.
The pic is clearly Danny Phantom “fan” “art”.
I was thinking more Fairly Oddparents, but same artist.
Maybe that’s what she looks like.
If anyone who looks like that is single and desperate enough to be posting flyers, they should try sliding into my DMs. They’ll find love much quicker there.
That went from funny to sad real quick
Catfish2Catfish communication.
Samantha Manson: want some sandwiches with grass?
gonna pretend to care and when he asks for a pic, imma hit him with the goth Meg from family guy.
Meh, weak sauce. I’d settle for part time.
