• Resistentialism@feddit.uk
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      1 year ago

      “I’m flirting with you,”

      “Why? Don’t lie to me.” Whilst I’m making a mental list of absolutely everything why that’s complete bollocks

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      Imagine a girl you like putting a hand on your shoulder, looking into your eyes, saying some gentle word I don’t quite remember due to being mesmerized by those eyes, and you know what I did? I just looked back uneasily for a few seconds, then nervously took her hand off my shoulder, shook it a bit, released it and awkwardly smiled. (That even wasn’t her last attempt to make me happy against my best efforts ; ended bad anyway.)

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      I had a girl in high school (high school!) literally say to me “when am I going to get to feel that dick of yours inside me?” and I blew it, thought she was just joking.