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minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·14 days agoNah Jesus strikes me as a dude that had an average sized dick, but knew how to fuck like nobody else could.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·14 days agoThere’s no evidence of Jesus turning cum into wine.
minus-squarecrawancon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·13 days agothere’s no evidence he wasn’t a founding member of the royal order of the soggy biscuits brigade.
minus-squaretheUwUhugger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-213 days agoThe bible views man on man to be a crime equivalent to genocide? Well, genocide of the belivers…
minus-squareglorkon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·13 days agoAnd his modern followers seem to be gay. After all, they’re on their knees begging for a man to come for the second time.
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·13 days agoThat’s why Judas turned him in, Jesus kept giving him cum wine.
minus-squareKSP Atlas@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·13 days agoBut could he turn the water in it into wine
Nah Jesus strikes me as a dude that had an average sized dick, but knew how to fuck like nobody else could.
There’s no evidence of Jesus turning cum into wine.
there’s no evidence he wasn’t a founding member of the royal order of the soggy biscuits brigade.
Jesus was def bi
The bible views man on man to be a crime equivalent to genocide? Well, genocide of the belivers…
And his modern followers seem to be gay. After all, they’re on their knees begging for a man to come for the second time.
That’s why Judas turned him in, Jesus kept giving him cum wine.
But could he turn the water in it into wine