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minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up87·19 hours agoWas Gollum willing to kill people for the ring? Yes. Was Gollum completely obsessive about a ring? Also yes. Would I want to be trapped in a room with Gollum and not Andrew Tate? Yes.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up70·18 hours agoIf i was stuck in a room with Gollum, Sauron and Tate with a gun and two bullets, I’d shoot Tate twice.
minus-squareArtyom@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 hours agoWise, Sauron is an unkillable evil unless you destroy the one ring, and if you tried to shoot Gollum, you’d almost certainly miss.
minus-squareJumi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·edit-26 hours agoI’d shoot myself and then Tate Just kidding, I’m not suicidal
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·15 hours agoWhat if there were also a bear?
minus-squarepsycho_driver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 hours agoHope the two bullets in Tate give it lead poisoning.
minus-squareAnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·12 hours agoThe bear deserves better food
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 hours agoThe bear can just use him as a chew toy.
minus-squareHowAbt2morrow@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·18 hours agoNow isn’t that precious
Was Gollum willing to kill people for the ring? Yes.
Was Gollum completely obsessive about a ring? Also yes.
Would I want to be trapped in a room with Gollum and not Andrew Tate? Yes.
If i was stuck in a room with Gollum, Sauron and Tate with a gun and two bullets, I’d shoot Tate twice.
Wise, Sauron is an unkillable evil unless you destroy the one ring, and if you tried to shoot Gollum, you’d almost certainly miss.
I’d shoot myself and then Tate
Just kidding, I’m not suicidal
What if there were also a bear?
Hope the two bullets in Tate give it lead poisoning.
I would try to pet it.
They’re cuddly!
Would you take a selfie with it?
Unleash the bear on Tate
The bear deserves better food
The bear can just use him as a chew toy.
And then shoot him.
Now isn’t that precious