Seems like they should have their backups tested.

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I knocked out as much saturated fat and cholesterol from my diet as I could and I dropped 10 lbs without much effort.

Died in a tragic bowling accident involving a penguin and two moose, never should have happened.

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What are they calling mass killings in the US? 38 seems super low.

The real assassin is in Russia.

He’s underage and the prostitute is committing statutory rape. Either we decide as a society that any underage can make the decision to hire a prostitute or none of them can. Special privileges because you’re terminally ill male is a slippery slope.

Wild story. Totally unethical, and there’s no way to make it morally correct. Horrible situation to be put in because you feel bad for the kid who’s dying and want to give him a good time while he’s alive, but there is no good way of honoring his wish.

I fucking knew it. I asked him for a skateboard when I was little and he got me this skinny piece of crap that wouldn’t even roll down the driveway, he couldn’t even get a basic gift right.

Neither of them seem to know about a large part of the internet that’s into the pee stuff.

Pft, just capture the ISO time that you started writing the variable.

You have the world’s tiniest violin, but can you play it?

Yeah, the NICU is full of them.

It’s only valuable if it reminds you of grandma.

I saw shit smeared on a bathroom door the other day, hand dryers only, no paper towels, it was so gross.

It would be like using any other commodity. Literally done every day in every major market.

Paper sacks have a natural limit to being made just like everything else. Eventually you reach market stability, paper sacks are also not durable, so there would be some churn in the supply.

Don’t forget how easy it is to launder money with cryptocurrency.

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