“For no reason?” Were you hatched yesterday, or something?

Fuck the Book Burners! All hail The Hand!

There’s a gas station north of Austin TX in Round Rock that has Buddha Burgers. Absolutely, hands down the best burgers I’ve ever had, fast food or otherwise.

You beat me to it.

Exactly this. If anyone thinks Texas is just gonna absorb most of NM, you’re gonna have a bad time.

I’d like it if Joss Whedon could finish a series. Firefly? The Nevers? So much potential to just get thrown away after one season.

“I’m just trying to monetize human suffering. Am i a bad person?”

Actually no, you’re not “bad.” You’ve gone so far past bad that bad is just a dot on the horizon in your rearview mirror.

The first six weeks of GTA Online are my favorite gaming memories. I was working 8 hours, gaming 12 and sleeping 4. I’m still friends with people i met in the racing lobbies…

You know your JRPG’s.

Statue That Just Found Out It’s A Statue is my new spirit animal…

I once feel asleep, standing up, at a Static X concert. 12 straight hours of drinking will have that effect…

Create a fake lottery to help get a fascist into office for the end goal of turning that $300bil into $1tril.

Thanks, TRex from Kung Fury!

I think his horse has diabeetus, or something.

“Hey Lisa, i dare you to drink the water…”

A: “Must be doing something right then.”

B: “Oh no! Anyway…”

C: “That’s nice. I’m thinking chicken for dinner.”

D: “Did you say something?”

No no, you have your old desert hobo do the arm removal.

I

HATE

SAUERKRAUT!

I guess that’s all I’m really trying to say.

According to this ancient documentary… Yes. Yes they are.

DUCK season!