Or get a Chromecast and smarttube…

My wife bought that from a local distillery, she kept telling me “but it’s low calories”. It was such garbage.

I hate linking to Reddit, but follow this guide for re-vanced on Android:

https://www.reddit.com/r/revancedapp/comments/xlcny9/revanced_manager_guide_for_dummies/

I’m in an open floor plan with cubicles. There is one asshole who has an office, he insists on having loud conversations, with his door open, on mother fucking speakerphone through his tinny laptop speakers. I’ve resorted to a white noise playlist on Spotify. He’s a client, so not cool telling him to fuck off.

Just - Radiohead purely for the lyrics “You do it to yourself, you do And that’s what really hurts”

Hottest year…so far…

Even better, buy a gift card for slightly more than the cost of the father’s day card. Use the gift card to buy the card so the remaining value is an odd number so it’s obviously used.

From behind

A lot easier to pull up then push down…

Negan? Yeah he went from a charismatic psychopath to the sympathetic grandmother.

Boeing used to be a company that put safety and quality first, they revolutionized plane travel with the 737. But recently Boeing has put share price ahead of safety and decided to move their corporate office from Seattle, where the planes are built and engineering is done, to Boston (edit: Chicago, not Boston). Why? Because executives heard that successful companies have corporate offices in a separate location. Then the merger with McDonnell Douglas, who has a horrible track record just made Boeing’s quality slide even further. Boeing now parcels out work to subcontractors who subcontract even further and there is no oversight or quality control on the components. This results in “door plugs” missing bolts or having bolts that were not tightened properly on the 737 max.

I’m 6’-7" and consider everyone short, until I come across someone 6’-5" or taller and then I’m like “holy shit that guy is tall”. Has to do with your eyes being a few inches lower than the top of your head. I’m just glad I clear standard 6’-8" doorways, can pay for exit row and somehow a Mazda CX-5 fits me comfortably.

Why is it that all good calculator manufacturers also have a dark side? I have an RPN calculator made by HP, back in the day they made the holy Grail of RPNs the 32 SII. But they are the single worst thing that has happened to printer ink.

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My dishwasher is connected to the network. I can start it from my phone but it’s more convenient to press start when I close the door and put in soap. The only reason I’d want it to be connected to the network is if it had tiny cameras inside. Why do network connected dishwashers not have tiny cameras and lights, so I can watch it actually cleaning my dishes?!

Typical ricer…

I’m visiting Toronto, when I was here 15 years it was around -5 to -20C out, today it’s +8C and raining. There are going to be some serious droughts this summer with no snowpack.

Motorola V635i

This is the policy in Canada: No Christmas decorations before November 12. After Rememberance Day, poppies come off, Christmas decorations go up.