Is the raccoon giving the gun or is the human giving the gun to the raccoon?

  • Samsy@lemmy.ml
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    8 months ago

    Since you handle things with a “danger site” pointed to yourself and not to the opponent, it’s the human giving the gun to the raccoon.

    Think about how you would give someone a knife or a scissor.

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      8 months ago

      Think about how you would give someone a knife or a scissor.

      Why would you give somebody a scissor? Are you making them fight for the other half?

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        Scissor and scissors are interchangeable and mean the same thing. I agree that dropping the plural hurts my brain a little though

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          8 months ago

          Wait, it’s “scissors” for just one? Those crazy English people, again.

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            Yes, if I said “hand me the scissors” it would just be one tool with two blades. I could also say “hand me a pair of scissors” to mean the same thing. Kind of like how “pair of pants” or “pair of glasses” mean just one of those items. For reference, I am from the US. Not sure if you meant English as the country or as the language. Either way, those usages are nonsense and I will happily keep using them.

    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      The guy is first dumb enough to point the gun at himself, and second is dumb enough to give it to a raccoon. But it’s still hilarious.

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    8 months ago

    Raccoon isn’t shown with a good enough grip on it to be holding the weight of a real gun, and we want to arming the raccoon population. In this case, given the plastic molding seams, it’s a toy gun; this raccoon is in training.

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      8 months ago

      It’s obviously raccoon to human. Raccoons are kings (even the females) so are impervious to suggestions or commands